Also, I just ate a pack of FIg Newtons... does that mean I'm going to Hell?
http://www.godhatesfigs.com/
2007-04-15 18:58:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay, there are three mediterranean meanings for a fig. Only one is edible, though I suppose if asked, I'd try to oblige.
As for fig newtons, you must share the next package with me.
Buwahahahahaah
2007-04-15 19:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - if he were Jesus Christ I would give him what he asked for. Fig trees are the only trees that give fruit all year (when in the right climate)... These scriptures (the ones I saw at Godhatesfigs.com) are simply para-dimes for Christians... The Fig is analogous to works that are profitable in God's eyes. (very eatable!) The trees and/or limbs that produce no fruit/grapes etc. are cut off so that the new limbs may produce fruit, i.e (works that are profitable in God's eyes). It's only logical.
2007-04-16 02:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by rod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, A fig, according to the Partridge Dictionary of the Underworld , is a very inferior sort of counterfeit money. So who ends up with what is going to be on the mooch.
2007-04-16 02:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it were my last and only fig, I would give him it.
Matthew 7:6-12 (ASB) *editing mine,
6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before the swine, lest haply they trample them under their feet, and turn and rend you.
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 for every one that *[asks receives]; and he that *[seeks finds]; and to him that *[knocks] it shall be opened.
9 Or what man is there of you, who, if his son shall ask him for a loaf, will give him a stone; 10 or if he shall ask for a fish, will give him a serpent?
11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father who is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?
12 All things therefore whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, even so do ye also unto them: for this is the law and the prophets.
This sums it up I think.
2007-04-16 02:17:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure.. anything he asks I would do... and no, you are not going to hell cause you ate figs lol
2007-04-16 02:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by LaLa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, great site. News flash, Jesus is dead, so I would not give him a fig since how would He eat it?
2007-04-16 02:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jacques 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-04-16 02:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give anyone a fig, cuase I don't like them anyway.
2007-04-16 02:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by God!Man aka:Jason b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus asked me for my arm, I'd rip it off and give it to him. So, yeah I would give him a fig. Thanks for the points!
2007-04-16 02:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by Krissi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. I don't really enjoy figs.
2007-04-16 02:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by shmux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋