A little Christian humor for a change
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They mouse.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES."
2007-04-15 18:28:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, I saw it coming since it seemed familiar to me, but it's still a nice family-friendly joke. Definitely worth a star
2007-04-15 19:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when I got it as an email. It was less funny when a few days later a friend told the same joke at some party, by now I can't even muster the energy to smile so I'll type LOL.
2007-04-15 18:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 21:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by sardeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really good. I like surprising jokes like this, especially the clean ones! Yahoo needs more of these. keep up the GOOD work!
2007-04-15 18:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by David A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for SHARING. I work with the public a lot and have several good clean jokes to share. This is cute and funny.
2007-04-15 19:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey.. that's really good!! I'm a bit surprised!
2007-04-15 18:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Weird.Beryl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww thats cute i will have to remeber that to tell my aunt.
2007-04-15 18:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one.
2007-04-15 18:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before, but it's still cute
2007-04-15 19:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was not only cute but very hilarious. hahaha :)
2007-04-15 18:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋