Two Pilots are coming in for final approach and getting ready to land when suddenly the Captain lands the plane really fast!!!!! and says "Wow!!! This Is The Shortest Runway I've Ever Seen!!", and the Co-Pilot says: "Yeah, But Look How Wide It Is"...
2007-04-15 18:08:29 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-15 18:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by Untouchable 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny. the pilot landed the place on the horizontal part of the runway instead of the usual vertical side. ;)
2007-04-16 01:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by carrier_anomaly_detected 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is funny! It is short, to the point and fresh. Ignore the idiot bad reviews. Keep up the good work!
2007-04-16 01:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by David A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for anyody that didnt get it, the plane landed on the runway sideways...
2007-04-16 01:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by surrealbutnice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two stupid pilots - One stupid joke.
...and we all lose another 3 seconds from our already banal lives.
2007-04-16 01:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Clauzilla 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
2007-04-16 01:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey I give you a 10/10. They are really stupid. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-16 02:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...sounds like they had some magic brownies or something. :o)
2007-04-16 01:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by spaacedogg 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like Ren and Stimpy.. . GET THEM OUT OF THE COCKPIT !!!!!! MAY DAY !!!!!!
2007-04-16 01:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey, it made ME laugh! so, thank you and goodnight.
2007-04-16 04:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋