Because he still cares for those guys in this forum who mocked him.
2007-04-15 16:15:15
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answered by ArTeKS 3
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Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
- King Missle
2007-04-15 16:15:30
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answer #2
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answered by Sldgman 7
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To distinguish cold from hot,
Jesus from Christ; Law from Grace:
"Jesus": "division" and not peace
"Christ": "peace" and not dividead
Mark & avoid them which cause division
Let the F5 harvestor swath those marked
Pst: lukewarm just doesn't cut it the third day = last day
I suggest you get cold or hot before you get 'spued' out
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-04-15 16:21:53
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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There are MANY who have made their hate of Jesus known here...they are the usual intolerant hate - God types...weak willed and lacking courage...filled with bitterness and immature hatred....for anyone who doesn't agree with their foolish philosophy.
Please don't let them bother you...they are simply fulfilling Scripture:
2007-04-15 16:15:54
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm cool with every Mexican or Hispanic dude. Chill out, man
2007-04-15 16:13:40
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah, and Santa Claus loves us so much too, why do we turn away his love?
2007-04-15 16:17:50
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answer #6
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answered by Wisdom in Faith 4
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Does he love all the babies he is sending to hell?
2007-04-15 16:13:49
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answer #7
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answered by Homer Habilius III 2
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not me, Bless you
2007-04-15 16:13:58
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answer #8
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answered by xjoizey 7
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Jesus loves all those who despise
and reject
him....................
that's cool..................
2007-04-15 16:39:45
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answer #9
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answered by Gifted 7
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Because he has been dead for 2,000 years?
2007-04-15 16:13:07
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answer #10
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answered by fourmorebeers 6
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