2007-04-15 15:55:38 · 25 answers · asked by nihilist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yep, but you're still going to hell. See ya there!
2007-04-16 07:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the cross is bright enough for someone to see from the heavens. Unfortunately, it's so bright that it's preventing me from making astronomical observations to see what's really up there.
2007-04-16 11:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cross sure is bright, but I don't think Jesus will be seeing it any time soon.
2007-04-15 23:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by Peter D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will assume this is a serious question, as this is the way I would want to be treated. The answer is both yes and no.
Yes - because traditional Christianity holds a unity of Jesus with God, who is everywhere. My favorite definition of God is a circle whose radius is infinite and whose center is everywhere.
No - as this is an overly literal interpretation of the Bible.
2007-04-15 23:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by johnhanscom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus sees everything. It doesnt matter if your cross is bright colored or not. Jesus sees it anyway.
2007-04-15 22:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus talked to me last night. We were smoking weed and he said that this girl using the yahoo ID Jesussaves shall hold a special place in his heart. Then he pulled down his pants and asked me to perform oral sex on him. I thought it was inappropriate - but he said that he wanted me to "get down on my knees and start pleasing him - and that he wanted me to feel salvation all over my face". I said - hey jesus - I'm a dude - and he said that he's a transgender individual - so it's OK. I passed - so he went to some southern baptist ministers he knew disguised as a small boy. since they don't have any registry to track pedopiles - (but they will track if a minister is gay or a woman) he said that he had many "friends" there. He said he was in for a night of passion. The passion of the Christ.
2007-04-15 23:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by scarson1109 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bright enough to hurt my eyes and then start camouflage into the white background.
2007-04-15 23:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says that the righteousness of man is like a filthy rag in the eyes of God. Our light is comparable to stars shining in the daylight of the sun.
2007-04-15 22:59:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No i think it needs some eyeliner dashes like on runways you should use the cross as a taxi way for him to land on
2007-04-15 22:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just make sure its not too bright, you don't give jesus a bad sunspot and eternally screw up his vision.
2007-04-15 23:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by Diagoras 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definatly!
2007-04-15 22:58:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋