2007-04-15 15:44:53 · 7 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A very learned Christian told me that evolutionists say that we descended from monkeys, so I am honoring my ancestors.
2007-04-15 15:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by MONK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There used to be a lot of canines, but the rabid squirrels slaughtered them all. It was a terrible mess. Blood and Fido fur all over. Rabid squirrels- the most dangerous things in the universe. Say- you're not foaming at the mouth, are you?
2007-04-15 22:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you mean Primates, the head of each Anglican Communion, the answer is, "Judge not, lest ye also be judged."
2007-04-15 22:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by johnhanscom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They cut down all the trees out there.
2007-04-15 22:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We like to show off our opposable thumbs.
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2007-04-15 22:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because invertebrates can't use a keyboard very well.
2007-04-15 22:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And where are the annelids?
2007-04-15 22:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋