A man goes to the doctor and says,
"D..d..d.d..d.d.doctor I n.n..n.n.need your h.h.h.h.hhh..help!"
The man explains that his stutter is really getting him and his wife down and the doctor has to help.
The doctor does a full examination and eventually explains to the man that he needs him to drop his trousers and pants.
Dong!! the mans enormous problem thumps onto the table..
The doctor explains that the members size is causing the stutter by excess strain on the top half of the mans body.
However, there is a simple op to implant a smaller member and alleviate the problem.
The man has the op and at the hospital is saying gbye to doc.
"thanks doc you will change my life I can't wait to get home"
A few weeks later the man is back at the hospital and wants to see the doc,
"Doc, doc my wife says I need my big one back she can live with the stutter"
The doc turns to him and says,
" A d...d.d.d..d.dd..Deals a d...d.d..d.Deal, Sonny"
2007-04-15
13:53:16
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