It's important to have back up job skills... A gynecologist had become fed
up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he
decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from
the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want
to, appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you
did all of it through the muffler."
2007-04-15 13:40:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2007-04-15 13:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great job heres a star
2007-04-19 19:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by mbboy29577 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talented guy ---- very funny!
Just emailed this one to a mechanic friend
2007-04-15 20:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY 'OF', IT'S BEEN AWHILE. GLAD TO SEE YOU STILL HAVE IT. VERY FUNNY. IF I CAN EVER GET MY OWN COMPUTER HOOKED UP I CAN GET ON HERE AND LMAO AT YOUR POSTINGS AGAIN. I LOOK FORWARD TO THEM. TAKE CARE MATE.
2007-04-15 22:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy does through that tite space all the time so i guess but this joke sucks it 2fl
2007-04-15 20:46:34 · answer #5 · answered by Shelby P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll have to tell that one to my doctor. I like it. Star for you.
2007-04-15 22:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good , got a chuckle
2007-04-15 21:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was lame BOOOOOOOOOO cough cough gag wheez
2007-04-15 21:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by mlkirchgessner 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋