1. Dial 999 Immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
2007-04-15 13:37:16 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent !!!!!!!!
2007-04-16 04:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8 Switch off at the mains.
9 Go to bed.
10 recover in the morning.
11 Talk to a human being..lol.
2007-04-15 14:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by raybbies 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go outside and lay in the sun with a cold beer
2007-04-15 20:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not get it at all. And why the hell would you call 999?
2007-04-15 13:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by saxplayer4@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8 promise yourself when you are back online you wont waste your time away on yahoo asking pointless questions like this one,due you suffer from boredom allot.
2007-04-15 16:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by TS100N 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
9. Get a free version of AOL, again
2007-04-15 13:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by tjtigers13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8. switch to the emergency back up of porn mags
2007-04-15 13:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
8. Thank God they finally perfected that technology they've been talking about for so long.
2007-04-15 14:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
I cannot imagine such a nightmare....not gonna be able to sleep now aaargh!
The world as I know it would cease to exist;-(
X
2007-04-15 13:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. Find out if your stock in coleco-vision has grown...
2007-04-15 13:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by thebe_gl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-15 22:41:18 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋