Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.
After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went.
She said, "I think I broke his gambling".
The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."
"DAMN!" said the father.
"What's wrong?", the teacher asked.
Little Johnny's father said, "This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"
2007-04-15 13:06:22 · 14 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
johnny is a very good gambler. winning $105 in one day?! from both his teacher and father?!
[i wish i was that good] ; )
2007-04-16 14:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by lalalalala 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I LOVE Little Johnny jokes! That one was pretty good!!!
2007-04-15 20:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by Helena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I heard the same sort of thing except I think it was with the president. This version's better though!
2007-04-15 20:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL so funny and ill give you another star 10/10
2007-04-15 20:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by heyyall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man johnnys a tricky boy! lol
2007-04-15 20:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-15 20:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick!! But FUNNY!!
If you made that one up, you should be a comedian. Keep publishing funny stories!!
2007-04-15 20:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Just Plain Ol' Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Your jokes are awesome!!
2007-04-15 20:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by Llama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! 10/10
2007-04-15 20:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! I LOVE this one!!!! oh lil' johnny....ur always getting into something!!!! =D
~Katie
2007-04-15 20:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋