one day a burglar came to his farm and began to break in, the man dialed 911 and called for help. The 911 dispatcher said "am afraid we don't have any patrol cars available in that area, keep all your doors closed"
moments later, the man called 911 again and said "you dont have to send any policeman now, i shot the burglar. Immidiately police cars and an ambulance arrived at the farm. They arrested the burglar alive still trying to break in. The cop said. "i thought you said you shot the burglar" and the man replied. "I thought you said there were no police available here"
2007-04-15 12:38:18 · 6 answers · asked by Redeemed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one!
2007-04-15 13:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i does no longer thoroughly rule out the potential for somebody residing that long. this is one hell of long shot nevertheless. i might place the possibilities at someplace under a million in many multiples of the present worldwide inhabitants determine. perhaps he's counting in canine years or something. on the different hand, i'm eternal and function existed by way of fact the commencing up of time. yet there may be purely one! (the place precisely does he stay?)
2016-12-26 09:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by orkwis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it wy would a person want to break into his own farm?
2007-04-15 12:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Ciara M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ..good one!! =]
2007-04-15 12:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah i would do that!
2007-04-15 12:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by iamwinning 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(:D)
Nice one!!
2007-04-15 12:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by ~Sunset~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋