2007-04-15 12:18:32 · 25 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because, squirrels aren't christian. they belong to the National Church of Foamy, also known as NCF. And their Lord and Master is Foamy, who has his own cartoon. They have quite a few songs too.
2007-04-15 12:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lina 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It does say in the Bible that God is a squirrel. What version are you reading?
God is everything, squirrels included, boy.
2007-04-15 12:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
God created squirrels
:)
2007-04-15 12:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sir, win an internets.
People should actually read some of the Bible, I advise it. Some of the best comedy I have ever read. Of course, if you are easily offended by these things, steer clear!
2007-04-15 12:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tongue in cheek:
Knowing how particular you are with truth and always seeking truth. May I attempt to answer you astute question.
I think this is a squrrely question and I would have to be nut to answer.
BTW: squirrel is not spelled GOD
2007-04-15 12:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Squirrels are abused... have you been to a golf course lately? Imagine someone thwacking YOUR house or temple with their little nasty white ball... if God were a squirrel we'd all be in a LOT deeper kimchee than this.
_()_
2007-04-15 12:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by vinslave 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It does. Genesis 1:1 says in Hebrew:
re'shiyth 'elohiym (God) bara' 'eth shamayim
As everybody knows, squirrels regularly squeak "bara' 'eth shamayim" as they are looking for food. Bara bara what's that word again? bark.. bark, bark, bark, 'eth this is hard work. Shamayim!
2007-04-15 12:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by MiD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how did you know she's been a squirrel... and a turtle. an ant, and a hawk.. and a black widow spider, and a lady bug flirting with a beatle.. and the great oak... a rock... coral under the sea.. a shark and her most favorite of all the black panther.
2007-04-15 12:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Actually, it was but during the Nicene Council all mention of the almighty rodent were censored to make him into a white male. HUGE loss for humanity.
2007-04-15 12:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't know. Maybe you could help them to "see the light," hehe...
All hail the squirrel!
2007-04-15 12:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋