2007-04-15 11:36:24 · 20 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, because I have a restraining order against him....if he comes within 100 feet of my house I'd have him arrested. ;-)
2007-04-15 11:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is not concerned about your messy house. He is more concerned about your messy heart. He told a friend of His named Martha to stop doing her housework and come and listen to Him. It is better to have a clean heart and spirit than a clean house. Your house is temporary, your soul is eternal.
2007-04-15 20:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i will move to Tokyo, the Japanese constitution says "ones house may not be entered", so i don't care, he has no excuse, Christianity is a minority in japan.
emperor Meiji might notice my messy house.
i would move to India when Meiji comes, but then, i will get an email saying that the pantheon are coming to have dinner, and Ganesha would need to "Remove the Obstacles" when they come in!
2007-04-15 19:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the only jesus comin to this messy house is the old lady from down the street to help me clean!
2007-04-15 19:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hope he'd notice the more important things. Clean houses still have evil psychopaths living in them. (probably most clean houses)
2007-04-15 18:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by Virgo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he will forgive me of my messy sin by dying for it, he will forgive the messy house.
2007-04-15 18:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by broward_tropic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Bad Squirrel… :)
No..my house is neat and clean..just as I pray my heart is when my Lord returns.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2007-04-15 19:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about Jesus, but Big Brother sees all.
2007-04-15 19:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now you tell me need to wash those dishes and mop the flood of mess on the kitchen flood
2007-04-15 18:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nay, I'll meet him in the air. I'll be going to a mansion. Amen!
Jesus is Lord
2007-04-15 18:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by carpentershammerer 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋