The pilot and co-pilot finally appear at the rear of the plane and begin walking to the cockpit through the centre aisle. However, the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers as he stumbles down the aisle and the co-pilot has a guide dog.
The passengers think that it must be some sort of practical joke and after a few minutes, the engines start revving and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness and then start whispering among themselves, looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
As the plane starts accelerating rapidly the passengers begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the passengers get more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left all the passengers screams at once.
Then at the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
2007-04-15 09:45:51 · 15 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
2007-04-15 09:46:04 · update #1
I have to say.
I love that joke
I really did laugh out loud.
Odd looks all round!
2007-04-15 09:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by georgieXcore 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One duty in my last job was to investigate aircraft accidents. There are things you can do in that situation. First rule in that situation: Fly the airplane. Second rule in that situation: Fly the airplane. Third rule in that situation: Fly the airplane. Fourth rule in that situation: Fly the airplane. Oh this could go on for hours, but you get the idea. Seriously, get the corpse off the controls and get on them yourself. Get the airplane into straight and level flight and then get on the radio and scream for help. I am not a pilot, I was a mechanic on military jet aircraft and I have just enough stick time to be dangerous. There is one thing I am not and that is a quitter. I would do my damnedest to stay alive and I might even succeed. And, if I did die, it would be trying to put that ship on the ground in few enough pieces that people on board could walk away. BTW, If you own the airplane, you may as well get used to the idea that I will probably break it getting onto the ground but I don't care. The souls on board is all I would be thinking about.
2016-04-01 03:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! May I suggest that if you ever get on a plane with a blind pilot to run like heck!!
2007-04-15 09:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent,my wife has just asked me if I'm alright,been laughing for about 5 minutes.
2007-04-15 09:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hohaha...Hahhahaha! Second good laugh of the night.
Thanks.
2007-04-15 09:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...made me laugh, but what's an "airpoty.?"
2007-04-15 10:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! What was the name of the airline? i Don't want to fly with them-Ever!!!
2007-04-15 09:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that must be an easyjet flight
2007-04-15 20:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sick but funny.
2007-04-15 09:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would an air poty be busy?
2007-04-15 09:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ciara M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋