drifted out a little too far. He begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.The first lifeguard says,"Why are you holding me back? We have to go save that woman!"To which the other replies, "Don't worry. That woman is my mother-in-law.""Are you trying to kill her?""Although the idea may be tempting, that is not my intent. Just watch."With that, the sharks organize themselves beneath the woman, and ride her on their backs all the way to shore, safely depositing her."What in the world gave you the notion that would happen," asked the first lifeguard.
"Professional courtesy."
2007-04-15 09:42:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just leave her to display her natural talents herself.
2007-04-15 09:58:49 · update #1
I think this started off as a lawyer joke...
I was gonna try and explain "professional courtesy" to some of you, but this seems simpler, and is pretty interesting!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_courtesy
2007-04-15 10:33:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lazyrus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im really slow at the best of times, and that joke completely lost me...lol
2007-04-15 09:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Spinach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the mother in law put them in cheak lol
2007-04-15 10:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by chuckchocfact 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-04-15 09:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
was that shark a dolphin
2007-04-15 09:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it could you plz explain
2007-04-15 09:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ciara M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it! Sorry!
2007-04-15 09:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah great, really great
2007-04-15 20:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?? I don't get it.......don't tell jokes anymore.
2007-04-15 10:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Llama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it :(
2007-04-15 09:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by Momof2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋