A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
2007-04-15 08:38:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! an oldie but a goodie! :::stars:::
2007-04-15 08:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Kay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 02:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! Now I need to find a man like that :o)!!!!
2007-04-15 08:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by city girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-15 08:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - good 1!! Quality not quantity!
2007-04-15 09:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that joke, keep 'em coming
2007-04-15 08:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-04-15 08:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by PiNk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He He..................... Star 4 u
2007-04-15 08:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lolo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
lol
lmfao
2007-04-15 08:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by n92305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was awesome
2007-04-15 08:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋