A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
2007-04-15 08:34:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10 + *
2007-04-16 04:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheating wife kept her secret and let her man die happy! Good girl!
Conan O'Brien: Just days after her controversial trip to Syria, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced she's considering taking another controversial trip, this time to Iran. Yeah. Yeah, and even worse, when Pelosi gets back, she's going fishing with Don Imus.
Late Night
Conan O'Brien: Hillary Clinton announced she will now meet with the Rutgers women's basketball team. Yeah. Yeah, Hillary Clinton's gonna meet with them. In a related story, Bill Clinton announced he's gonna meet with the Rutgers women's swimming, volleyball and gymnastics teams.
The Tonight Show
Jay Leno: There was some good news for Don Imus. Today he got a note from President Bush saying, "Hey, thanks for knocking the Iraq war off the front page. Appreciate it."
The Tonight Show
Jay Leno: But not everyone is upset with Imus. In fact, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is thrilled that people are asking for someone else to resign besides him for a change. So, phew.
2007-04-15 08:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 20:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!
10/10 * 4 U
Tink x
2007-04-16 04:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-15 08:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS REALLY FUNNY
BUT WONT IT B MORE FUN, IF U ADD THAT SOON AFTER HIS DEATH THE MAN THOUGHT THAT HE WUD HAVE BETTER ASKED FOR THE THREE CHILDREN
REGARDS
FUAD
2007-04-15 08:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by fuad_enjoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that 1
2007-04-15 08:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny I actually needed a laugh today.
2007-04-15 08:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by shera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha quality. i could guess the end before i got there but i still loved it!
2007-04-15 08:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by giacarangi_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-15 08:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋