On the day of wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, she suddenly realized she had forgotten get shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to the room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say, "That was tight"
"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she is virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"
2007-04-15 08:21:52 · 40 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i had heard this before but i liked the way you presented and this is a funny joke.
i like it very much.
2007-04-21 20:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it in team-building exercises. Make teams of girl-boy tied together at the wrist back to each other. Then take them to separate very dark rooms. Instruction: The first to untie themselves and get out of the room wins.
Before that, hide a tape recorder in each room and you're gonna hear much much more than Sophie and Edward said. And more urgently by far. Everyone should have a good laugh afterwards.
2007-04-20 19:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by No No 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of a similar joke.
A couple get married and are supposed to spend their wedding night at the bride's house.
The bride tells the groom that her parents will be eavesdropping at their bedroom door to listen in to their night 'activities'
The groom suggests that they leave the house through their "bedroom window without the bride's parents knowledge and take a room in a hotel to consummate their marriage.
He suggests that the bride pack a small suitcase with what they will need for their night away from home.
The bride finds her tiniest suitcase and packs it with their essentials but is unable to close the latch of the suitcase.
The bride's parents who are eavesdropping at the door hear this bit of conversation:
"I cannot push this thing down"
"Try pushing harder"
"Its no use"
"Let me try.............Mmmmmpppp..its no use..try sitting on it"
"Its no use its stuck"
"Let us both sit on it"
At this point the bride's father breaks down the door saying"This I got to see!!"
2007-04-15 18:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by joe m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-04-15 08:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by n92305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 marks
2007-04-15 18:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by sexy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This comedian tale became into particularly hilarious to me,,,, you completely blindsided me with that answer. thank you for an incredible comedian tale, i actually necessary the chortle. And now.. i'm gonna deliver this comedian tale to 3 friends.
2016-10-22 05:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I think Benny Hill filmed this joke.
2007-04-15 08:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lazyrus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up!
2007-04-15 08:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by wahoo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke
2007-04-15 18:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go fluffy, go! Great stuff. Best joke tonight!
2007-04-15 08:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by MaggieSA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋