Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants. "
"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if MRS. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did.
Everything was goin fine BUT WHEN SHE BENT DOWN TO BITE OFF THE THREAD, MR. MacDonald WALKED IN...
2007-04-15 07:58:22 · 39 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEY!!
I am extremely offended!
I am a personal friend of Mr. MacDonald, and I know the full story:
He was just angry that she was ONLY sewing a button on. He just had a bet wit his friends that his wife was cheating on him, and that he would catch her that very day.
Im glad I cleared that up!
2007-04-15 08:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba.
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba.
The mortician asked, How can you tell?
Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes.
What? He had two assholes? said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.
2007-04-18 03:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by hiten_danger 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2007-04-15 23:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by ruthvik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. So Hilarious
2016-05-20 23:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go up there again and see if Mr MacDonald's gone and... Mrs Macdonald, she hadn't bitten it off.
2007-04-20 05:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by No No 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gave me a good giggle. His buddies must have been blonde. Just kidding. I went blonde once!
2007-04-21 18:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Adnaw 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right.
2007-04-21 16:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree completely with DichloroDiphenyl.
at the start i thought it will have something to do with his accent.
2007-04-16 00:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one. I enjoyed. Its a tempting joke.
2007-04-15 22:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brrr... Psss
2007-04-19 02:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋