i think i accidentally sold my soul to the devil. i clicked on one of those banners that says win a free ipod nano. then it took me to this page that said, "for your ipod nano click here to accept the terms and conditions of this agreement". next thing i know, some dude knocks on my door with a brand spankin' new ipod nano and a copy of the terms and conditions i agreed to. sure enough, i signed over my soul to the devil. i'm screwed for sure, unless i can find a good attorney who can find a loophole in the contract, but then that would mean i would have to accept my attorney as my savior, so the devil would win again. dangit, that devil is tricky!!! ok, since the devil already contractually has my soul, is there anyway my believing in jesus can get it back?
2007-04-15 07:31:14 · 10 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
adam b, two reasons... it's the religion i most familiar with. also i've never been stopped on the street by a buddhist, muslim, hindu, hebrew, atheist, or any other religion to talk about why i need to accept their religion as the true religion. does that answer your question?
2007-04-15 07:49:55 · update #1
spartan, the contract was very clear and to the point, unlike some books that i'm not gonna get into... 1 ipod nano in exchange for my soul. it was notarized and everything.
2007-04-15 07:52:50 · update #2
furthermore, on why i pick christianity more than the others... i spent my whole life picking on the others because of my beliefs in the church. i think it's only fair to pick on christianity now.
2007-04-15 08:03:23 · update #3
hahaha
2007-04-15 07:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Re-read the terms and conditions of the agreement. Then plan a course of action based on the technicalities.
2007-04-15 14:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by SB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't be able to get out of that contract. I doubt there are any attorneys in Heaven, so nobody could argue your case. I guess you're stuck.
2007-04-15 14:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody is outside of Gods grace and mercy. Satan has power but its nothing compared to the Lord Jesus Christ. The demons tremble at His name alone.
2007-04-15 14:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Accept Jesus as Lord. Call on His name and be saved. Repent of sin.
2007-04-15 14:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol so what is ur end of the deal? u get an ipod nano but what do u gota do for it? like pay money or what?
2007-04-15 14:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah ... no contract of the devil can overrride the contract Jesus signed with His blood ...
2007-04-15 14:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is it witnessed and notarized? If it's not notarized, he's got no claim.
2007-04-15 14:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you forget to take your pills this morning?....dangit, devil got those too.........
2007-04-15 14:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you bored?
2007-04-15 14:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋