Your mums so fat that when she steps on the scales it says one at a time plz! Your mums so fat she has to wear a 'warning wide load' sign! Your mums so fat she steps on the scales and it gives her your mobile number! Your mums so fat that when she lost 1lb she thought she was anorexic! Your mums so fat shes on both sides of the family! Your mums so fat that when you cut her leg gravy pours out! Your mums so fat when she jumps in the pool the water jumps out!
(Sorry if anything i wrote affended anyone)
So wat u think?
2007-04-15 07:01:54 · 19 answers · asked by .:Hannah:. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mums so fat, They have to put speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet
Yo mums so fat, She doesn't smoke cigarettes, she smokes a smokestack.
Yo mums so fat, When she sits around the house, she actually Sits AROUND the house
Yo mums so fat, Richard Simmons makes fun of her.
Yo mums so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mums so fat, She doesn't have a doctor, she has a groundskeeper.
Yo mums so fat, Her photo ID is an aerial.
Yo mums so fat, She irons her clothes on the driveway
Yo mums so fat, She's got smaller women orbiting around her
Yo mums so fat, She laid out on the beach and Greenpeace threw her into the ocean
Yo mums so fat, She fills the bathtub before turning on the water.
2007-04-15 07:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny.
Well Yo' momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
2007-04-15 14:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Russly F 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat that they had to grease the sides of the door with Crisco and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through! Ha! How do you like that?!
Lmao.
2007-04-15 14:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yer mom's so fat: when she wear's high heels she strikes oil. Yer mom's so fat she has her own zip code. Yer mom's so fat in the check out line when her cell phone beeped the little boy behind her said, "Look out, she's backing up!"
2007-04-15 14:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your mum's so fat,
When she was in high school, She sat next to everybody
-Say it with a strong american accent
2007-04-15 14:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by sacha_rb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sits down in the bathtub, the water in the toilet rises.
Yo mamma is so fat that she needs a boomerang to put on her necklaces.
2007-04-15 14:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by melissa 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good fat jokes.
2007-04-15 14:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom so fat, when she walks in-front of the TV, you will miss five minuets of your show. Just click the website below, and you will see your momma.
2007-04-15 14:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
yeah well ur mum's so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon!!!! each u to talk about my mum lol..xx
2007-04-15 14:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm so fat I have duel nationality.
2007-04-15 14:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by Tyanna-Daisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋