First joke:
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million pounds?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Second joke:
Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
third joke:
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
2007-04-15 07:00:41 · 20 answers · asked by Want Your Bad Romance 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do you think they're funny or not?
2007-04-15 07:02:13 · update #1
Yes. good jokes but be careful when mocking God as she might get annoyed.
2007-04-15 07:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
awww.. beauty and brain...
almost didnt get the first one.... a million pounds? until the man asked for a penny.... oh yeah... pounds is a type of currency used in another country...
god.. i love the third... so funny... is it ok if i share it with other people?... e-mail me... vuezta@yahoo.com
2007-04-15 07:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-04-15 08:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg those were the best 3 jokes ive heard in awhile LOLThanks for making my day!
2007-04-15 07:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Elevenwolves 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I like the 2nd and the 3rd. Funny!!
2007-04-15 08:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are very funny.....especialyy the 2nd 1.....i have heard the 1st one before
2007-04-15 07:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by someone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny ones. Especially the last one! lol!
2007-04-15 07:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one is good:
here is one for you
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2007-04-15 07:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Hco 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I LOVE the third one. the other two are too bible for me. but they are kinda funny.
2007-04-15 07:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the 3rd one, very funny :-)
2007-04-15 07:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Blues 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋