A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?" "Naw, she can't cook too well." "Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! Poor as a church mouse." "Well, then, is she good in bed?" "I don't know." "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
2007-04-15 06:15:15 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke dont make me laugh after finished reading but makes me smile,i can say a classic joke with sense,but one thing makes me laugh now,this is the best joke i can tell to my widow grandpop once i visit him,thanx for sharing this joke lol,star for you pop.
2007-04-15 15:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it and I think it's very funny but there again I am an apprentice wrinkly (between sixty and seventy) as opposed to a wrinkly (over seventy) or a crumbly (over eighty).
2007-04-15 06:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Grey, but this one's your weakest joke EVER. 5/10 only.
2007-04-15 06:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo funny that i forgot to laugh!
2007-04-15 06:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by .:Hannah:. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm well i dont really get it but then agen im 15
2007-04-15 06:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by survival of the sexiest 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No! Not funny! Sorry!
2007-04-15 06:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noooooooo ha ha
2007-04-15 06:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kerrybobs 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
who said this was fuuny then because it aint
2007-04-15 17:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda of funny...I laughed any ways
2007-04-15 06:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by hononegah1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup...!
can empathise with that..........lol
2007-04-15 06:29:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋