My uncle's coming into town soon and he always insults me (jokingly) about my hair. The only good one that I have is "What happened to your hair!? It looks like it migrated to your ears!" I really need some good ones, please help!
2007-04-15 03:23:11 · 11 answers · asked by mckenzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't know, what happened to your face?
I don't know, I bet you wish you had more hair, hey?
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
I can see theres no hair in your ears, all I can see in your ears is the daylight shining through from the other side.
Sorry,cant stay and discuss it, I have a date with a beautiful woman, oh sorry..... I guess you don't understand what you've never had.
2007-04-15 04:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren J 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Id advise a strong list of insults remembered and collected. Its likely your unlce will be ten steps ahead of you with natural insults rather than prefabricated ones.
Experience will gain you the ability to retaliate efficiantly.
If you wanna push his buttons find what he is sensitive too. What self complexes does he have? Then hammer on his areas of weakness.
2007-04-15 11:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Wolf1134 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shirt. It looks like the one I used to wear in clown school.
2007-04-15 10:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't think of anything that is decent enough to write here without being reported. Your mom jokes are always good though.
2007-04-15 10:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by HRchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get a bowl of soup with that shirt?
2007-04-15 10:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about: "Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?"
Or, "Is that your tongue or are you wearing a blue tie?" These worked for me. Good luck.
2007-04-15 10:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he knocks on the door, open it, shout "F**K YOU!" and then slam the door shut. I think that would be pretty insulting.
2007-04-15 10:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by paper_boy21 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma
2007-04-15 10:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him if he knows what sound a sexually satisfied woman makes, when he doesn't answer say "Don't know, do you?" or the old standby, "Do you know what sexual position makes the ugliest babies?", then when he doesn't answer say "Go ask your mother"
2007-04-15 10:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by dwm5_62 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just shave all your hair off
2007-04-15 10:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by Git-r-done fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋