A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-04-15 03:15:54 · 12 answers · asked by Matt B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gimmie a star ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-15 03:16:22 · update #1
david, dont be pathetic u old codger
2007-04-15 03:21:41 · update #2
Really funny. I think that's really cute.
2007-04-15 03:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a friend of pandas I am offended and you should be banned from Yahoo Answers.
signed,
Jessie Jackson
2007-04-15 10:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you got that from the book eats shoots and leaves except you modified the setting
2007-04-15 10:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since this is from a recent book by a well known author it is actually plagiarism!!!!
2007-04-15 10:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was pretty funny! Lmao!
2007-04-15 10:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by *Scandinavian Sweetheart* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao....love it........ive forgotten how to add you....
dont worry ive worked it out now
2007-04-15 10:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Caitlin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-04-15 10:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's remotely funny, but no star since that other guy said it was plagerism.
2007-04-15 11:49:14 · answer #8 · answered by yourfaceisawapango... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute then again i think alligators are cute
2007-04-18 18:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute.
2007-04-15 10:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋