A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.
He told his son to watch and tell him when the bull was finished.
After a while the boy came into the living room where his father was talking to some friends.
"Say, Pop", said the boy.
"Yes", replied the father.
"The bull has just scr*wed the brown cow!".
There was a sudden silence in the conversation. The father asked his friends to excuse him for a moment, took his son outside and said:
"Son, you musn't use language like that, especially in front of company. You should say that the bull 'surprised' the cow. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull 'surprises' the white cow".
The father went back inside the house.
After a while the boy came back and said "Hey, Daddy!".
"Yes, son, did the bull 'surprise' the white cow"?
"He sure did, Pop! he scr*wed the brown cow again!"
2007-04-15 02:40:21 · 13 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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cool joke. 2 thumbs up for you for sharing this wonderful joke
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2007-04-15 03:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-04-15 10:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by jake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-15 09:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab,really like that one.
funny funny funny,and a star.
xxx
2007-04-15 11:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it I'm going too tell everyone thank you for the lovely smile made my day .xxx
2007-04-15 09:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny but not the best I've heard
2007-04-15 10:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-04-15 09:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by Stacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! haha
2007-04-15 09:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-04-15 09:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that gave me a good giggle
2007-04-15 10:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ellie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋