A pilot was flying his plane over the jungle.
His plane ran out of gas and he crashed landed it into the jungle.
He emerged from the plane battered and bloody.
He looked around to see a hundred pygmies looking angrily at him, chanting loudly and shaking their spears above their heads.
The pilot looked up to the heavens and said, "Oh, dear God, I'm ****ed now".
A voice replied from nowhere, "No. No you're not, not just yet. You still have time".
The pilot asked, "Who is that? Who are you?"
The voice replied, "It is I, God. Listen to me! Quickly, grab the spear from the nearest native and kill their chief. Quickly now, quickly!"
The pilot yanked a spear away from the nearest native, rushed the chief and shoved the spear through his heart. The chief dropped dead in a pool of blood.
The pilot proudly put his shoulders back and his chest out. He looked up to the heavens in triumph and asked, "What now, God?"
The voice replied, "Now? Well, now your ****ed!"
2007-04-15 02:39:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
See as i was reading along though it could have been one of those tribes that if you killed their learder then you got the leader's wife and you would get screwed by her!
Good joke.... HAHA Funny!
2007-04-15 02:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ya, really it is lively joke. Most of the men are ungrateful basterds inthis world.
2016-05-20 03:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simply the funniest joke i have ever heard all day!
2007-04-22 15:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by Darren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I like that joke, funniest all day!
2007-04-15 02:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by sonder 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
2007-04-21 10:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That wasn't GOD!
That was the DEVIL, himself!
He's around, always!
2007-04-22 10:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-04-20 09:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by kc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol!
2007-04-15 02:50:05 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'd say that was about a 4
2007-04-20 15:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by MammaT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee *giggle* good 1 xXx have a star
2007-04-23 00:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋