A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the centre of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky and say, “You will find no fish under that ice.”
The drunk looks around, but sees no one so he starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, “As I said before, there are no fish under the ice.”
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul, so he picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish. Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. “I have warned you three times, now. There are no fish!”
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, “How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?”
“No,” the voice replies. “I am the manager of the ice rink.”
2007-04-15 02:18:57 · 7 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. @ i rock.. most people copy jokes... u really think all the jokes here are made up by the posters?.. haha
2007-04-15 02:27:02 · update #1
hahahahahahaha i'm gonna tell my friends this joke tomorrow
:D
2007-04-15 02:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-15 02:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
an old one but still a good one
2007-04-15 02:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by Ryano 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, now you know why i don't drink hun, pmsl star time xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2016-05-20 03:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-04-15 02:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You copied that from a site. You are not worthy copycat!
2007-04-15 02:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
lol funny, thanks for copying itt here.
2007-04-15 02:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Louy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋