(with asparations of taking a big chunk out of the Universe, if i have time)
2007-04-15 00:27:34 · 15 answers · asked by livingitlarge242 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
First off you need to **** a princess, turn against your mentor, go insane, get a new more evil mentor, go to a school and pwn everybody, kidnapp the princess annd take to some creepy under ground lava place, fight your original mentor, lose all your limbs and get covered in the lava, get your ghetto *** saved by your peeps, get turned into the 6 million dollar man, have the princess you took to brown town die while birthing your twins, turn emo and choke bitches when they dis-obey. If you can complete all this everything should pretty much fall in place for you. Have fun as the supreme Emperor of our galaxy! P.S. Please make pluto a planet again he's all sad and i'm tired of him bitching all the time!!
2007-04-16 17:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well join the club because IAM going to rule the universe for EVER HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH first so....
but in case I fail you should first build a massive intergalactic armada of space ships and factories that produce billions of robots every day,
first bomb the targeted planet like earth for example from space until all human stuff is vaporized don't attack like the Independence day movie
then deploy the robots and take over the planet repeat the process on all inhabitant planets and TADA the universe is yours
you must work on your evil laugh mine is awesome
and you MUST have stupid minions around you that always fail at their missions so that you can turn their brains into gue as punishment
Just imagine you can round up all the people you hate and kill them slowly in original ways :D ( I would put my boss in my death star super laser opening, and fire full power an fertilize the galaxy with his bit.ch asss.s. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA :DDDDD )
2007-04-15 07:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by tarek c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to go to the Emperor Registrars Office and register to run in the next election for Emperor of the Galaxy.
The address is :
ERO
537 West 87,982 Street
Zelibeto Providence
Planet of E3O-Pila
Office hours are from 33 o'clock to 49 o'clock daily.
The next election will be on June 22nd 2042 ( Earth Time )
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Good luck !!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-15 08:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by jeeper_peeper321 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gather humanity in one piece from current antagonized mess... Curse of Babylon Tower... Show them how they can be powerful if they will understand God... Make them strong... Build... Explore... Conquer Universe (strong cold enemy)... I guess you are the same like me... Its not for us... Starting from responsibility... through fact that most people don't care... ending on reason that people don't understand truth about God... Why God didn't allow building tower to Heaven... The fact is that Heaven is not a place in world... And to build something we cant be filled by greed, inside fights on whatever evil you can imagine... but we have to be strong in good... cooperate with each other... and build what seems impossible, but so easy for God to make...
2007-04-15 11:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Robert M Mrok (Gloom) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself emergency powers, fool some cool organisation into thinking your harmless (CIA, FBI, ASIO, Jedi High Council), build a huge as army on both sides by manipulating the governing council on both sides (Republicans/Democrats, Republic/Separatists), get the army to fight each other, get more emergency powers, say some cool things, destroy said-cool organisation and declare yourself Emperor. It worked for Palpatine, it should work for you.
2007-04-15 08:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Lin Gai Va 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its simple.. take another toke ( remember to exhale).... then click your heels together and say... theres nothing like being the Emperor 3 times... after that. have Puff the Magic Dragon give you a ride through the universe...
2007-04-15 09:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by bytchy_princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enlist the aide of Darth Vader.
2007-04-15 07:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, set up an exploratory committee in order to ascertain the pulse of the public....
:D
2007-04-15 08:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jane D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in line there are about 40 guys ahead of you.
2007-04-15 08:03:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I think God already spoke for the job.
But a fund raiser or two has merrit.
2007-04-15 09:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by tom l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋