2007-04-14 21:47:10 · 29 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How's the weather down there?
2007-04-14 21:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by wonder woman 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would ask him why so many people think that the name Lucifer in the King James Version of the Bible applies to him when the context clearly demands that it was referring to the Babylonian king of the time. Most versions translate it as "Day Star" or something similar.
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2007-04-14 22:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Were you Rasputin? Don't lie, Lucifer, we all know it was you. Dude was shot, stapped, strangled, every other possible means of murdered conceivable at the time, and still managed to get water in your lungs when they threw you into the river. Plus, you totally cured the Czar's son of Hemophelia, which is still incurable today. You had to have been Rasputin. What's that you say? You were? I knew it! I told everyone, but they didn't believe me. But I got this on tape, that's right. Everyone's gonna know now.
2007-04-14 21:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Satan is not Lucifer, Lucifer is The Light.
But if i will meet Satan himself, i will told him:
" Get out of my Live, ****! "
And my question will be : " What are you doing here, in My World? "
You have no place to stay here, go back where you come from, Satanas, ou j'te fouts la fourche au cul, trou duc'!
HA! HA! HA!
Yes in French, 'cause they put **** in place of merdeux!
2007-04-14 22:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by White Wolf 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would ask him, "Do you eat cucumber in the toilet while you go to $hit and dance the Moonwalk while bathing?"
You know a lot of bad people do it. Saddam used to do it and so did Hitler.
It's true.
2007-04-14 22:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loaded question. You assume he exists.
Like saying, "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"
And someone who doesn't believe in Christianity would never even entertain that question. Like asking a Muslim "If you met Odin in all his eternal glory, what would you ask him?"
I love how Christians try to bait people.
2007-04-14 21:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd ask him where he came from. He's a lier, so he'd undoubtedly point me to heaven.
2007-04-14 22:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you even bother to keep trying...give it up, you've had it.
Revelation 20; 10.
2007-04-14 23:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Got a light?
2007-04-14 21:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nowpower 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
So who's winning? Are you keeping score?
2007-04-14 21:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by whocrit 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋