2007-04-14 20:51:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
OR
"Who is the most surprising person you got down there?"
2007-04-14 20:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boxers or briefs?
Reverend Devil...Do you use your pointed tail for autoerotic anal stimulation?
Do you believe in equal but seperate?
What is the best hot sauce and bottled water?
Do you think you'll tempt anymore Cincinnati Bengals to drive around drunk and get arrested before the training season?
Do you have a non-smoking section?
What did you tempt Jesus with?
Why didn't god allow you to start your own heaven instead of a hell?
What didn't you like about heaven that made you want more?
Was god unfair or jealous and guilty of one of the seven deadly sins?
How is Hitler getting along with all the Jewish Pawn Shop brokers?
2007-04-14 21:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I am going to assume that the Devil exists, and if he were going to hold an audience with me, I would ask him whether he works for God, and under God's direction, or if he is really independant of and working against God, and I would ask what is his role in the scheme of things really?
2007-04-15 00:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ask the same question as humans do?
What's the meaning of your life?
2007-04-14 21:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by whocrit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Satan:
God created the world in six days and said "It is very good."
You have had 6,000 years--Can you say "It is very good?"
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2007-04-14 20:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why have all my b/f been losers? Is it because it's your doing? I'm not kidding. Very serious. I'm older and that's all I've had. Not by asking.
2007-04-14 20:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by IamwhatIam♥♥♥♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Marion, That would be... Why are you so evil and you are hurting and controlling a lot of people.From all of your evil there has been a lot of Death Why???
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-04-14 21:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does your head look like a fork?
Really I would ask him that!
2007-04-14 20:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you pop my balloons? Steal my pickles?
2007-04-14 20:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you have against me, and how can I overcome your schemes?
2007-04-14 20:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Master Strategist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋