It could be because he slipped on a banana peel.
2007-04-14 20:22:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he was stuck to the farmer.....
2007-04-14 20:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was stapled to a punk rocker.
Because KFC was on the side of the road he was on at the time.
Because there was a strip bar on the other side and he knew it wasn't a chicken strip bar.
Because the sky started to fall on his side of the street.
Because he slept at a Holiday Inn.
He came up to an orange barrel section and the sidewalk was closed up ahead (Cincinnati's downtown).
He was trying to avoid his proabation officer.
There was a group of P.E.T.A. demonstrators ahead... People Eating Tasty Animals. Not the other P.E.T.A.
He was a gay chicken and there was a gay bar over there that was running a special on well drinks during happy hour, it was euchre night.
He saw a panhandler and had no change to give him so he avoided the guilt by crossing the street. (Cincinnati)
It was Octoberfest and he was headed to the chicken dance festivities on Fountain Square (Cincinnati).
He saw a cop ahead and avoided the cop because he was selling crack. (Cincinnati)
He was avoiding overzealous fans wanting autographs... He was the San Diego Chicken.
He was headed to Kinko's to print up more "Eat More Beef" flyers.
He was being followed by a chicken rapist from Tyson Farms.
He was an illegal alien and was avoiding a border patrol checkpoint. (pollo)
There was a Burger King ahead and he wanted to be a french fry.(link below)
2007-04-15 03:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
2007-04-15 03:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now tell me, Aimee. When did you first think you saw a . . .what was it . . .a chicken, in the act of actually crossing the road? Don't answer straight away. I'd like you to think about it for a bit. Was it really a chicken? What colour was it. That sort of thing.
And don't weep, girl, it's not as if you're being accused of anything, we just want to get the facts, Ma'am.
2007-04-15 03:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because there was a KFC across the street
He loves those Mashed Potatoes
2007-04-15 03:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Cutie with a booty! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prove to the Opussum that it could be cone
2007-04-15 03:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Scruloos 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg i tossed out a banna pill on my way to work and it landed in the road
p.s. what if thay made a banna pill?
2007-04-15 03:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Lil_Ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get crushed by a car on the way! Haha!
2007-04-15 03:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To wait for another ride?
2007-04-15 03:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. or it could be because the butcher flung him across the street.. hehe
2007-04-15 03:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋