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Fill in the blank. And you can't say "Al Sharpton" because that is taken.

2007-04-14 18:45:10 · 21 answers · asked by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Rabid, ROFL !!!

2007-04-14 18:54:24 · update #1

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Creamy nougat center

2007-04-14 18:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by RabidBunyip 4 · 5 0

"Brilliant, but somewhat disgruntled PR agent"

He has the job, but isn't really happy with it because it's not really his central area of study, but his status as an atheist is now overshadowing his reputation as a brilliant scientist. He may not be enjoying that, completely.

I'm not sure most atheists even really know who Dr. Dawkins is, so I'm not giving him the job of "Bishop" or "Cardinal".

I WAS pretty amused about the incident that happened in Colorado in his BBC special where that sleeze-weasel preacher, Ted Haggard threw him and his camera crew off of church property, calling him offensive, though rather lame and whitebread names.

About a month later, the preacher resigned in disgrace after a bit of controversy involving meth-amphetamine and a paid homosexual lover. SCORE: Dawkins 1 -- Haggard 0

2007-04-15 01:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by DiesixDie 6 · 5 0

Charles Darwin

2007-04-15 02:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth 2 · 3 0

Holy Prophet

2007-04-15 01:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by Bryan H 3 · 3 0

Jesus. Wait, this feels weird somehow. Oh, i know why. I'm uncomfortable putting all my hopes onto one man. I mean, what if he's a letdown? what if some things said about him are mistaken? oh well, i'm sure he's as good (or better) than advertised.

2007-04-15 02:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by ajj085 4 · 0 0

Milk chocolate center

2007-04-15 05:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0 0

McDonalds.

2007-04-15 02:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 2 0

Champion and Pioneer

2007-04-15 01:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Profiteer

2007-04-15 01:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 1 3

Media whore.

Don't get me wrong, he is somewhat entertaining...

2007-04-15 04:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by dave 5 · 0 0

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