i took out my pops laptop to play battlefield 1942, and the phone rang so i went to get it, i came back and my dog had just finished peeing on the computer, i dont know why he did it. and then i threw the phone at my dogs eye and ran over to wipe off the computer...too late, it shut off after a few seconds and it wouldnt come back on. i wuznt even supposed to b usin the computer, and it had TONS of my dads buisness files, and i think he was just using it while his co worker at the New York Stock Exchange wuz on vacay. wut do i do? sincerely yours, jamayicon rude bwoi hoo dun bruk de lap tup
2007-04-14 14:02:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your screwed
2007-04-14 14:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by Killua 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The dog peed himself out of fear. Extreme fear causes loss of control of the muscles that control the bladder. Ever heard of people in situations where they feared for their life urinating on themselves? That's what happened to your dog. He doesn't understand why he is being hit, he just knows he's afraid of your father. Hitting an animal has no place in training. It's ineffective and cruel. It would also be considered cruel confinement to crate a dog for an entire day at a time. If your father cannot control his temper, the dog should be found a new home. Call Animal Control and report the abuse if need be, and they can seize the dog. Children NEVER "deserve" to be hit. Your father is abusive. And if he would hit a defenseless dog, he would hit your mother as well if he gets upset enough at her. Your mother needs to put her foot down. No violence in her home, and your father gets help for his anger management issues or he leaves. Period. Add: If you love this dog, you will do the RIGHT THING for the dog, and let him go to a home where he will not be physically abused. How can you purport to love an animal, and yet watch him beaten and locked in a crate for days and take no action? Part of loving an animal or a human is acting unselfishly in their best interests. That includes letting them go to a better situation if necessary for their well-being. Every dog has a bite threshold, and eventually, the dog WILL decide to defend himself if pushed far enough (and if your father doesn't kill him first).
2016-04-01 02:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a new computer, and your dad must have saved the files to something. Or just slip it back in your dad's office and pretend you had nothong to do with it. You could always take it to a computer repair place. Good Luck
2007-04-14 14:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by talk2me.2224 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's going to be very pissed when he finds out. Open everything you can so the air can get to the insides. If you are lucky, maybe it will work after it's all dried out. Take the battery out too. Open the disc holder, and leave it open. The more you open, the better chances you have.
2007-04-14 14:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And your on the computer now.....
lolz.
Why is this in Jokes&Riddles?!?!
Tell him you were robbed. lolz.
And mess up the place to make it seem like it. Or just take it to a repair place if you have the money..
Sh!t happens-- as said by Forrest Gump.
:D
2007-04-14 14:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close it up and stick down the back of your pants to absorb some of the beating you are about to receive
2007-04-14 14:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one time my dog borrowed my dads computer and i peed on it and then he threw it at my eye and then he posted it on yahoo. the end. love carl
2007-04-14 14:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He peed on the computer!! not the laptop.
2007-04-14 14:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"RUN FORREST RUN !" You're in deep do do ! Sorry. You better get a job and buy a new one. Good luck.
2007-04-14 14:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by gerdie65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your dad has a sense of humor.......
2007-04-14 14:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by putzer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋