A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting.
Their task for the day is to each stand up in turn,
Speak their name, and admit to their fellow inmates
What crime they committed.
The first prisoner stands and says,
"My name is Gabe and I'm in for murder."
Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the
Back for admitting his wrongdoing.
The next guy stands up and says,
"My name is Rich and I'm in for armed robbery."
Again, there is a round of approving looks.
This goes around the circle until it gets to the
Last guy. He stands up and says, "My name is Eli,
But I'm not telling you what I'm in for."
The group leader says, "Now, come on Eli,
You have to admit it to us to make any progress.
Tell us what you did." "Ok then," agrees Eli,
"I'm in for fornicating with dogs."
Everyone is disgusted. One in the group shouts out,
"That's sick! How low can you go!?!"
"Chihuahuas" , replies Eli.
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2007-04-14 12:42:49 · 3 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An older, white haired man walked into a jeweler
Store one Friday evening with a beautiful young
Gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking
For a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
Out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
Stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning
Ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
Trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the
Old man stated, "by check. I know you need to make
Sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you
Can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll Pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man,
"But let me tell you about my weekend!
2007-04-14 12:47:02 · update #1
IMHO is short for = In My Humble Opinion
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2007-04-15 11:41:01 · update #2