There was a teen couple who decided to have sex. So they decided to go to the boyfriend's house. Noone was there except his little brother sleeping on the bottom bunk of their bed which they share together. The couple went on the top bunk and the boyfriend said, "If you want it harder, say lettuce, if you want it softer, say tomato"
They started to do their thing and the girlfriend started moaning, "Lettuce! lettuce! lettuce!...(moaning)...Tomato! tomato!...(more moaning)"
Suddenly the little brother of the boyfriend woke up and said, "Hey! stop making sandwiches up there! I'm getting mayonnaise on my face!"
2007-04-14 11:11:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
meh indeed
2007-04-14 11:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell you what, I started laughing even before reading the text!
2007-04-14 18:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay yes, I admit. But COME ON!
Sheesh
2007-04-14 18:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by Mailman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but its funny to certain people like teenagers!
2007-04-14 18:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by techtrainee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww gross!!! lol...yeah its hilarious. Man send that to every1!! i enjoyed reading that!
2007-04-14 18:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by AmandaNic™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is sophomorish, juvenile, and mildly offensive, but it is not funny
2007-04-14 18:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by jpturboprop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this joke b4 but it is funny. lol
2007-04-14 18:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes its funny. i've heard it b4 though
2007-04-14 18:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, yeah, that's funny. a little sick, but who cares.
2007-04-14 18:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is the best you can do DON`T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB.
2007-04-14 18:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by lamplighter 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋