If we came from monkeys why are there no atheist in foxholes fixing lightbulbs and why do they spend all of their time on R&S if they don't believe in god , because everyone knows pascal's wager makes a lot of sense. (sarcasm)
Drink Up my freinds :)
2007-04-14 10:48:10 · 21 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
to those who didn't get it, the whole paragraph was to mock some of the most retarded and unfortunately most asked questions by fundies.
2007-04-14 10:54:23 · update #1
Thank you! I just needed an excuse to break out the tequila and margarita mix...
*drinks*
I got it Armund...some aren't used to your sarcasm skills which you have plenty of...drink up dude!
2007-04-14 11:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans and modern apes evolved from a common, ape-like ancestor. There are plenty of atheists in foxholes, and most know how to change (not fix) lightbulbs. They spend time on R&S to try and wake up the deluded, and pascal's wager only makes sense when religion doesn't stick its nose into education, politics and finance.
2007-04-14 10:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your paragraph doesn't make a lot of sense. Religion and Spirituality is a subheading under the section "Society & Culture," so it's hard not to see your questions. Umm and humans didn't evolve from monkeys silly. I can direct you to some nonfiction readings if you are interested in getting educated.
2007-04-14 10:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by lei 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheism is a religion.
No, we did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys, Humans, apes, NappyHeads and the recently extinct Neanderthal are all different species (like different fish).
2007-04-14 10:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would answer this question, but it's been answered over and over already, and you christians dont want to listen. So obviously the problem is that you christians are the monkeys we atheists evolved from. We are superior!!!!!!!!!!!
Now jump around monkey. jump!!!!
2007-04-14 10:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Adam and Eve have bellybuttons
I drink pepsi. Are you trying to make me fat? I knew you were jealous :D
2007-04-14 11:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by E.T.01 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None of my ancestors were monkeys.
I was an atheist in a foxhole (without lightbulbs).
I spend very little time in R&S.
I'd rather smoke up, thanks.
2007-04-14 10:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is that 5 or 6?
I can't drink. My tongue is broke.
2007-04-14 10:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Squishy Khrysorrhapis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may die from alcohol poisoning after this question. * Cheers x 5*
2007-04-14 10:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic one...aks phew moRe lik tha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2007-04-14 10:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋