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I think he should have sent Jesus down now then we could broadcast his miracles and wise words.Jesus should have been American

2007-04-14 09:31:59 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hay i just think Jesus would be better if American maybe when he returns he will be a Texan like me.

2007-04-14 09:43:53 · update #1

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Jesus in High Deff surround sound that would be awesome

2007-04-14 09:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 2 1

Jesus and stuff He does is way more famous than anything anyone in American history has ever done. I actually can't think of any famous American...in fact the only person that I can think of right now that is famous is God because I'm listening to this awesome music. Anyway Jesus wont be born again and do the whole thing over so He wont be Texan. He will come back and as soon as He does everyone will go where they are supposed to go in the end. Jesus will come down to earth just the way He ascended 40 days after his ressurection, He will fly down from Heaven and so will not be Texan or any other non-Nazerine nationality and as for God being dumb, well I suppose there is some evidence (e.g. rap music) but that is just God having a sense of humour.

2007-04-14 10:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Cosmodious 3 · 0 0

no, i can understand where you are coming from but, God works in mysterious ways and in His own time. and besides you can still broadcast His miracles just through other people and all the wise words are in the bible. its a good book i highly recommend it, read it some time.

2007-04-14 10:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by bitterSweet™ 1 · 0 0

Deuteronomy 7:9 "Know therefore that the LORD your God is God; he is the faithful God, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commands."
I am not going to judge God..sorry for you that you have. It is mankind that is not so smart..Matthew 11: 12 From the days of John the Baptist until now, the kingdom of heaven has been forcefully advancing, and forceful men lay hold of it.
13 For all the Prophets and the Law prophesied until John.
14 And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Elijah who was to come.
15 He who has ears, let him hear.
16 "To what can I compare this generation? They are like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling out to others:
17 "'We played the flute for you, and you did not dance; we sang a dirge, and you did not mourn.'
18 For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.'
19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and "sinners." ' But wisdom is proved right by her actions."
Oh ye of little faith, don't you understand that all of mankind is made in God's image. “There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” Galatians 3:28

2007-04-14 09:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by guppy137 4 · 0 1

r u really asking that! i think u r the one who is dumb. GOD knows what he is doing and i think u r just a little, wait, hold on a LOT oout of ur mind...u shouldnt be asking this.. no, seriously think about what u r doing here, u r asking if the MOST POWERFUL BEING in the UNIVERSE is dumb.. ummm... u need help! or its just that u have a loot of free time and ur mind is just going out of control. and maybe im mad with u but God is not, and He is the one that makes u breathe and eat and talk, He created you and this universe. God's intelligence is beyond any of ours. consider THAT!

2007-04-14 09:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by .. 2 · 2 1

God's intelligence is unimaginable. It's beyond our capability of thinking. He's intelligence ecompasses everything. He created you and this universe. How On Earth Can You Ask If He is dumb!?!?!?! o.O

I don't understand you.

You keep on beleiving that. God does what He wills and when He wants.

2007-04-14 09:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 4 1

Mr. Bush,

You're an American. You can broadcast your messages (miracles).

Nothing more needs to be said, mr. bush.

2007-04-14 09:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yes but americans are dumber in many aspect... I've come to learn there are two huge stupid buttons going around the world... one is chrisitanity and the other american.... Neither make sense..... you both have to bull sh*t to continue the delusion that you have anything to offoer the world..... you both need to take your head out of the sand and know that the world does not evolve around you...

2007-04-14 09:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Thou art wise Mr. President.

2007-04-14 09:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Frank 4 · 1 2

Jesus loves you no matter what you say. You are alive and breathing right now because of him. He watches over and protects even his own enemies.

2007-04-14 09:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Cricket 6 · 3 1

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