i think cats are adorable, cute, & lovable animals to have around!! but what i dont like about them is that they scratch people with their claws.
2007-04-14 08:44:08 · 18 answers · asked by sumeragi lee 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although
I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
I love cats for all their craziness!
2007-04-14 09:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by krzytru 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Love the sound of a cat purring, that fluffy warm lump in your lap on a cold day, the little figure eight thing they do when you are trying to walk, how they break up the monotony of the day with random pounces.
Dislike litter boxes (for me, cats live outside, and can occasionalyy come inside), "spraying," cat hairs on clothes, and dead birds left on the doorstep.
(BTW, you got this in the wrong category.)
2007-04-14 08:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do the cats ought to be over 20 lbs.? the only breed of cats that clearly weigh that lots are Maine Coons. At 3-months previous, they ought to be ingesting kitten nutrients until eventually they are 6-months previous. do no longer supply them human nutrients by fact they gained't get the nutrition they ought to develop up healthful. call your vet for nutrients innovations.
2016-12-29 10:36:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a cat named Der Tanz Der Schatten. We call him "Schatti" if we want to use a nickname for him. He is about 6 pounds of pure hate. He bites, scratches, hisses and generally is unpleasant to anyone but me.
Herr Der Tanz Der Schatten does not respond to the English language. He only responds to Swedish or German. You are SOOOO screwed if you walk in here and speak only one language. "Nej, Schatti! Skamd katte!!!" will get you The Fang in half a heartbeat. He also doesn't listen too well.
Why do I love this horrid little creature? Because he loves me. He curls up right next to me every night and purrs his little heart out. "God Katte".(Swedish for "good cat")
Oh, and he has lovely fangs and claws!
~Morg~
ETA: I know damn well that Der Tanz Der Schatten walks on the counters when I'm not around to tell him "Nej". That's why I CLEAN them before I cook! Duh.
2007-04-14 09:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by morgorond 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like cats they are sweet and lovable - except the shedding - and the crawling on counters. It seems their hair is everywhere if they are in the house.
2007-04-14 09:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have 5 cats and there isnt one thing i dont like about them, they are very comforting, soft, smart, compassionate, playful, entertaining, and extermely refined when they want!!!! I Love My Kitties, they are my best friends, as for scratching...its their natural instinct and It is my job to teach them when to and when not to use them
2007-04-20 15:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cats are totally worthless unless they are in a barn catching mice. Inside a house the litter box stinks, they claw furniture, and are always around your ankles to trip you.
2007-04-14 08:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Country girl 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I love cats... I have mine declawed and Spaded/Nutered.
They take care of themselves and do not tie you down like a pet dog.
2007-04-21 14:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by John 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love everything about cats except the litterbox. That is why I do not have a cat... There pee stinks real bad too
2007-04-14 08:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by Sophia 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I love cats, they're so cute and cuddly, except for my grandmother's evil cat that attacks me everytime it sees me. Did you need a cat recipe or something?
2007-04-14 08:51:36 · answer #10 · answered by Cheffy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋