Can you answer some simple questions please?

Question

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

ne14a619 ---chillout will ya? The questions are meant to amuse and raise a smile. No 10 points for you my dear!

Answer 1

At last! Someone with an actual brain!!!
Very amusing, more please....

By the way, the deaf person at court line reminded me that
if a comedian is in a wheelchair
would it still be called "stand up"?

The pig must have been cured of a fairly nasty disease -
I don't know its name but
you'll have heard of the pork scratchings?

Answer 2

important enough.
u dont have to.
u get new ones.
because it fits in the box.
ham disease.
we first did the hard bit then did the easier one.
because babies are innocent so they sleep well even if its 2 hrs so people mean they slept well.
Yes it would because he would have an interpreter who would explain to the judge and the judge will hear and the case will be settled.

That was hard work whooo,i've done it!

Answer 3

Pretty darn important

The extra penny rolls off your pocket, so someone can pick up that penny for their thoughts

No, you wear a white robe

Pizza is good

Raw ham disease a.k.a R.H.D

Not everyone goes to the moon

Because babys are sometimes quiet

Yes

10 points please!!

Answer 4

1.) to be assasinated, you have to be either a public figure or in a position of power. your death is therefore targetted as a removal to facilitate someone to take your place.

2.) the pound sterling sands at nearly trwo dollars, so the math is all in economics.

3.) in heaven you are non corporeal, so you can appear as how ever you wish to.

4.)because a square box is easier to manufacture and far cheaper

5.) cured ham was cured of the degenerative disease called life, its a killer....

6.) because of the human trait of running before you can walk.

7.) once a baby starts to sleep through thenight, it becuomes peaceful in any house, ask any parent.

8.) yes, because the person 'hearing' is the judge, mgistrate and or jury..... that is 'hearing about the case in question'

Answer 5

don't forget, "drink like a fish" just cause fish live in water, doesn't mean they drink a lot.

"Piss like a race horse", how does a race horse piss any different than a frog or a mouse?

if it's called tourist season, how come we can't shoot 'em?!

Answer 6

I like the man on the moon, if they cand do that why does my kettle drip every where.

Answer 7

hehe this is funny!!
where did you get them from?
oh and i think that pizzas come in square boxes to make you pay more lol

Answer 8

I've never heard anybody say they slept like a baby actually...

Answer 9

i'd rather sleep like a baby than a log. you could wake up in the fireplace.....
How can ashes wear clothes...
my donkey was *** asinated,....

Answer 10

Good one's