- none - every time a bulb blows it simultaneously evolves to become a better equipped and more efficient bulb!!!!!! he he he any evolutionists there with a good sense of humour and an open mind ?
2007-04-14 06:34:13 · 38 answers · asked by Alex P 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One.
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OK, how many Zen masters dose it take?
Three.
One to screw it in and one not to.
2007-04-14 06:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The interesting thing here is Thomas Edison was an "evolutionist" himself, so it took only one to create the light bulb, changing it would intuitively take far less than one.... Though, the light bulb has recently evolved... *huggles his halogen bulbs*
2007-04-14 06:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist invented the light bulb so one. A Creationist would just pray for god to change the light bulb and it would never get done.
2007-04-14 06:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't believe that makes any sense
would the bulb have to mate w/ another bulb have a child and that bulb would be the product of 2 naturally superior bulbs thus making it a better equipped more efficient bulb
evolutionist dont believe in spontaneous evolution
2007-04-14 06:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by NemotheFish 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Was this supposed to be funny?
It's hard to laugh at a joke which has no basis in fact. Your characterization of evolution and "evolutionists" is completely nonsensical.
If you're going to poke fun at the theory of evolution, at least try to get a basic understanding of what it actually is, and the way it works.
2007-04-14 06:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by faheyfan 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
none as they have evolved to see in the dark and do not need light bulbs!
2007-04-14 06:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by delbolof 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I came up with a similar joke:
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just sit around in the dark, waiting for it to evolve into a chandelier.
2007-04-14 06:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
here is one. how many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb. -- 6 one to change and five to rebuke the spirit of darkness. Not meant to be offensive. I found it funny.
2007-04-14 06:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by slinda 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
50
That's one to find the bulb and 49 to debate whether they ever seen it before
2007-04-14 06:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
no evolution needed just two hands and a new light bulb
2007-04-14 06:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a good sense of humor and an open mind, and that's why I know your joke is so lame and not funny.
2007-04-14 08:46:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋