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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and makes me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

2007-04-14 05:59:08 · 14 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

That's a great joke I nearly died after i read that! LOL!!!
I have to wright that down and show my friends! I added that to my watchlist!

2007-04-14 06:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hi girl i love it good job you really hit the spot with this one girl i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch you really did rock this one I'm giving you a high 5 on this one and way to go girl i just can not stop telling you how much i love your joke because you really did nail this one and good job once again girl because you really did make me laugh and thanks for making my day with this one.

2007-04-14 06:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 2 2

ouch nice 1

2007-04-14 06:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Nichil 2 · 1 1

Haha. Nice.

2007-04-14 06:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 1 1

lol thats funny =D

i like these kinda jokes lol

oh yah and heres a * =D

2007-04-14 06:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Cheerup782 3 · 1 1

Wow....come to think of it - - one of my grandmas looked like she banged all the time. Whew!!!

2007-04-14 06:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lol cute joke

2007-04-14 06:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is soooooooo funny!! i could see a little kid sayin that too!

2007-04-14 06:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by blank 2 · 1 1

that's a good one! love it! i almost fell off my chair...lol

2007-04-14 06:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Now THAT was funny!☺☻

2007-04-14 06:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by twixette 7 · 1 1

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