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2007-04-14 02:12:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Sorry Muslims you'll have to go to the milk bar.

2007-04-14 02:15:04 · update #1

25 answers

Haven't you forgotten the politician who invited them there?

2007-04-14 08:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by smartobees 4 · 0 0

The Jew

2007-04-14 02:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 0 0

The Christian wouldn't pay as his drink was a gift from God.....the Athiest wouldn't drink his because he doesn't believe in spirits...so the Jew would pay (but with the Christian's money!!)

2007-04-14 02:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

the Jew would pretend to tie his shoelace at the bar (even though he's wearing loafers) to avoid paying, the Christian would pretend to fall over him leaving the atheist to cough up the dough

2007-04-14 02:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by IshotJR 2 · 1 0

The Jew or the Atheist .The christian gave all his money to the church .
they in turn bought a $20,000,000 dollar jet for worldly missions ?????

2007-04-14 02:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Jew and the Christian would leave right after they were finished, so the Atheist would be stuck with the tab.

2007-04-14 02:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 0 2

well the jew would be too tight to pay, the christian would oppose the drinking of alcohol so i reckon the athiest would be the only one to pay.

2007-04-14 02:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by pamela g 4 · 0 0

If the atheist was me then it'd have to be one of the others - I don't drink, and I take my own water bottle with me wherever I go. Not much of a punchline, but then it wasn't much of a set-up...

2007-04-14 02:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i agree with makemeaspark, the question is not related to what these 3 guys believing in, but rather their friendship. but i bet it'd seldom happen in the States that they could easily get along & have drinks together... i'd speculate that they pay for their own.

2007-04-14 02:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by xyeslam 3 · 1 0

I tell you the truth, only the Jew and atheist would pay their debt, for the christian thinks his debt covered by jesus, and thus expect the others to pay.

Revelations (of biblical lunacy) 1:2

2007-04-14 02:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Definitely not the jew! Let's just get that out of the way. Not the christian. He would look at his watch and say "Oh, look the son of man is returning". Sometimes it sucks to be an athiest - to always have the correct answers and to always pay for the bar tab.

2007-04-14 02:16:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 5

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