Ever since I put the shock collar on her, she won't stop complaining. It got annoying, so I upped the voltage but she still won't shut up.
2007-04-14 00:37:27 · 20 answers · asked by jonesstv 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Maybe you shoud tell her that it makes her look fat.
2007-04-14 03:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by My two cents 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First of all you have to know, this is what we call woman, woman always got alot of complainin, because eveything look into their eyes all unperfect, i'm sure you love your wife, when she start to complaining just ingore her, but sometime we have to ask ourself, are we good enough for her? actually no anyone is perfect 1, we are unperfect why we can't except our wife shortcoming, maybe someday when you get old, your hair become all white, you both will laugh to each other,and this is LOVE, good luck man
2007-04-14 00:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by douglasss 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are definitely in serious need of the services of a mental healthcare professional. You most probably are in need of some form of anti-psychotic medication, and you very likely need to be fitted for a canvas sport jacket and confined in a maximum-security mental healthcare facility.
2007-04-14 00:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Arsan Lupin 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your wife is your business lad. How could anyone answer such ridiculous question ? Stand up man ! Just fix what you've broken.
2007-04-14 00:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by Yohannes S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bop her on the nose with a newspaper. If she still doesn't shut up, put her in her crate in a room where you can't hear her.
2007-04-14 01:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by Terri 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Take the shock collar off, you beast.
2007-04-14 00:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make a swap.
Take off from her the collar and put it on yourself.
Now, it is HER turn to get annoyed by your complains.
Cunning!!
2007-04-14 01:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffer Ring
Escape while you can mate
2007-04-14 00:40:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
These issues aren't really funny. I think if you can't make a joke thats innofensive then you don't have the talent and should just be quiet.
2007-04-14 01:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I know, my wife is always like, "Stop hurting me!" or "I think you broke my arm!" It's always about her. Can we talk about me for a change, about my feelings?
Just kidding.
2007-04-14 00:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by Curtis B 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋