10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
2007-04-14 00:10:03 · 26 answers · asked by ageless_san 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i've always referred 2 computers as silicone-based life forms, yep i see now, with as many quirks, rules & hang-ups, as Men!
hee hee
2007-04-14 00:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sturdy ONE!!!!!!!! Now.. Im at a loss for words about this Sooraj...: proper 10 reason computers should be woman! a million. picky, picky, picky 2. They listen what you're saying, yet no longer what you mean 3. elegance is in elementary words shell deep 4. they could produce incorrect consequences at alarming velocity 5. once you ask what's incorrect, they say 'no longer some thing' <--- YOUR computing device RESPONDS once you confer with IT??? AWSOME computing device guy!!! 6. they're consistently turning straightforward statements into massive productions 7. Smalltalk is important 8. you may do an identical project for years and by surprise it really is incorrect 9. They make you're taking the rubbish out <--- HOW DOES a computing device MAKE you're taking THE TRASH OUT? once lower back...... AWSOME computing device in case you inquire from me :) 10. One neglected era and they flow wild
2016-12-04 00:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True hunni!! Also here are the reasons they could be female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.
3. The native language used to communicate with others of their kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.
4. The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
2007-04-14 01:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Bella♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmm
2007-04-14 00:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
also
If it goes wrong it is user error, (rather than programming glitch).
They crash a lot.
They communicate with each other in a totally different language.
And both need to be booted to get then going in the morning.
2007-04-14 00:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-14 00:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The exact things could be said about a WOMAN
2007-04-14 01:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Gene 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!! my favorite one is...
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2007-04-14 00:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by ***32 characters to work with*** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true pmsl 10/10
2007-04-14 00:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
2007-04-14 00:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Harvester 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋