would you rather have a praying christian next to you or an atheist who's shooting at the enemy?
2007-04-13 23:33:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I need more information.. Is the atheist actually hitting the enemy? what weapon is he using? how are we doing on ammo? Do I have to depend solely on his/her shooting or do I get a weapon also? how far are we from the enemy at this point? Do we have artillery covering us?
It might be better to abandon the foxhole than stay there with either of them :)
2007-04-14 00:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Aw come on, that question is too easy!
The Atheist. Not only would they help get me out of there alive by actually fighting the enemy they'd also (I'm willing to bet) would be much better company. They wouldn't try to have a discussion with me what will happen to my supposedly eternal soul while I am trying to kill the enemy.
2007-04-14 10:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A praying Christian. There is always hope in Jesus. M16s jam all the time. And, if my partner and I are not shooting at anyone they will be less likely to shoot us when they overrun the foxhole. And if we are shooting at them, then there is a 50/50 chance that we will be killed anyway; so, why not go to heaven with a clean conscience and stand before the Lord and say: "I killed no one while I was on earth." This may sound odd for a Vietnam era veteran to say, but killing is not always the answer in war.
2007-04-14 06:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Foxes come out from their holes when smoke is directed to them.
So, I would rather have an atheist smoking heavy cigarettes and blowing smoke to the eyes of the enemy. Out goes the enemy and me, in the hole sick from the smoke, but nevertheless, alive!
No shooting please!! I hate bloodshed....
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What if the Atheist has poor vision and instead shooting the enemy, shoots the Christian who is praying next to me??? There is such a possibility...
2007-04-14 06:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather have a praying Christian who is also shooting at the enemy....
2007-04-14 06:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by TNT 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Trick question. An Atheist would have been smart enough to join the computer and armament division. Their the ones operating the automated weapons from 200 miles behind the front line!
2007-04-14 06:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
An atheist unless the Christian is calling down some holy artillery.
2007-04-14 06:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Honestly, I'd rather have a pissed off Satanist with herpes in the foxhole with me. A Satanist with herpes would have some major issues against humanity, that's the kind of person I want standing next to me with an assault rifle.
2007-04-14 06:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by Enslavementalitheist 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
hmm..is the christian shooting while praying?
if so, i think i would want the one who is the best shot otherwise i would take the atheist.
at least we would have more in common.
eclectic pagan
2007-04-14 23:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOOT! I'm an Aethiest! I'd like an Aethiest shooting at the enemy for me, thank you very much.
2007-04-14 06:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by Ghouls_forkish 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋