A man is driving home, when
is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the
guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those
knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man
says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove
it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At
the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man,"
says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety
tests are hard."
2007-04-13 21:22:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think i nearly pissed in my pants!
2007-04-13 23:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by ♀ __ ♂ ??? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah! that don't work here as we don t have sobriety
tests so no one here can really relate. I get the point though, but sorry didn't chuckle much.
2007-04-13 21:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl you keep them on here laughing all the time your good 10/10
2007-04-14 18:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha well thought out 9/10 keep it up
2007-04-13 22:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one irish, loved it. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-13 23:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny!
2007-04-13 21:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl... very funny & original.. first time hearing this one..
hahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-04-13 21:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. kind of funny
2007-04-13 21:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes, this is 10/10 luv ;)
2007-04-13 21:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-13 22:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughed so hard I wet myself
2007-04-13 22:00:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋