Bruce walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "Darling this is the pig i have sex with when you have a headache"
His wife who is lying in bed replies "I think you`ll find thats a sheep you idiot"
The man says "I think you`ll find i wasn`t talking to you"
2007-04-13 17:08:58 · 66 answers · asked by ruthiebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeh sure you can use this joke x
2007-04-13 17:52:11 · update #1
:o OMG! LOL! That is so funny.
Got one for ya!
Funny or not?
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
2007-04-13 17:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by EarthAngel 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-04-21 12:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by christina30 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! The first time I had sex, her mum walked in on us. Her mum went BAA and carried on grazing.
2007-04-13 17:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe thats funny! they must be over. 10/10 may I use this joke?
2007-04-13 17:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't blame the guy, he likes his sheep.
2007-04-13 17:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by usynlig middel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one even the kids laughed at this
2007-04-21 07:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by shadowstormemily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is. And I like Earth Angel's joke, as well.
2007-04-13 18:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Alyona G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try. 6/10.
2007-04-21 13:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was almost laugh out loud funny!
2007-04-20 03:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by shopriteismylife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah Bah what a limp lamb joke!!!
2007-04-19 10:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by lady_in_blue_109 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋