What is your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?
2007-04-13 14:33:06 · 7 answers · asked by mark s. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's not a funny fact, but Chuck Norris is the only one I know of that has kicked Bruce Lee's ***.
2007-04-13 14:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by sexymaylee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its impossible to pick just one
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads of Siberian Tigers.
When God said, "let there be light,” Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
2007-04-14 12:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by mwilli95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
2007-04-13 14:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
2007-04-13 17:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by chris r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris will be 67 this year. I'm 6 months older than him.
I wisn I were in as good a shape as him too.
2007-04-13 15:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love Chuck Norris. once together as Chuck Norris had sex in a trailer park, numerous his sperm were given into the engine of an previous truck. We now keep in mind that truck as Optimus suited.
2016-11-23 18:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries
2007-04-13 14:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Not You 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋