Fart means love?

Question

If you feel free to fart when your boy/girlfriend is around that truly means that you feel 100% comfortable with this person, right? Another opinion?

Answer 1

Some times love can kill, so does a fart.However,many times I farted in front of my wife ( she is not a saint either)and as a matter of fact we love each other a lot.I don't see nothing disgusting about the matter.So,go ahead,make the noises rock laud.However,take my advice.Go easy with Italian food,remember,she is your girlfriend,not a wife...yet...
By the way,your question was awesome.Good luck,fella.